aplpaca:

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

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essiecatter:

essiecatter:

well this is the modern day and today we

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long-tan-and-waluigi:

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best breeds of meat clown

foxyclock:

altrewind:

luxtempestas:

3. Essexshire polka-stripe

2. Delaware Red-pointed plaid 

1. Split jest broiler

but are split jest broilers really worth it? yeah, they put on weight quickly and reach market weight a long time before the other breeds listed, but theyre so unhealthy!!! if you let them live past the butcher date they start to develop bone and heart issues because theyve literally been bred to keep growing

i dont know about you guys but im willing to sacrifice a bit more feed and space so i have clowns who can actually clown. i want to see them honking, roosting in their clown car, and making balloon animals, not just laying around and getting fat

quick question what the actual fuck

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bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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prozelda:

prozelda:

i work at a movie theater and yesterday i misspoke and asked someone if they wanted butter on their ice 

best part of which was that they turned to the person accompanying them and repeated “do you want butter on your ice” and DID NOT REALIZE

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